Charlie: Where’s my birthday?
Me: You mean where is your birthday party?
Charlie: Yeah.
Me: At the zoo.
Charlie: When?
Me: On Sunday.
Charlie: When’s Sunday?
Me: Well, today is Monday, so…
Charlie: Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday…
Me: Sunday. So in one week.
Charlie: What?
Me: Your birthday party.
Charlie: Where is it?
Me: At the zoo.
Charlie: When?
That’s when I laugh because this could go on all day.
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